Saturday, January 23, 2010

Introductions

i woke up today and realized i was no longer cute and chubby. in just a short time i went from bbw to supersized. i'm now in gabriel iglesias' "DAMN!" category and let's face it...no one wants to be in that category...so i made an appointment with a lap band surgeon to help me get down to fluffy. i am 200 lbs overweight and this is the story of how i got here and how i'm leaving to lap band camp to become a lap band geek.

i'm not alone in my trip to lap band camp, though, there are some characters you should meet:
margo - me
hector - my bff and fellow lap band geek
don - my hubster
amy - another friend who's having gastrick bypass
margie - lap band geek number one
sylvia - lap band geek number two
shannon - lap band geek turned gastrick girl
laura - my sister
dr. c - my surgeon
jack - my dear friend
rodger - my other bff
mom - my mom
momo - my grandmother
steven - my uncle
stinky - my cousin
marc - my brother in law
the kids - aj and juju
the babies - savannah, daisy, lilly (my puppies)
ashley - sister in law
rae - mother in law
fidel - my boss
eric - my other boss
ken - yet another boss
maricruz - my el paso friend
dr. s - my shrink
other characters to be introduced as they come and go but these are here for life

i want to make this fun and keep it light (no pun) and hector will hopefully be posting his stories too. we want to tell our stories and entertain at the same time. we hope you come back and enjoy the ride. while you're here, you can pet the animals, just don't feed the animals...
pax,
margo

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